There is not a dull moment on the internet. What with an information age that gives everyone a chance to express their unbridled thoughts.
A ‘naughty’ grandpa going by the name Chinks -@justChinks is lighting up the internet with hilarious messages and netizens can’t seem to get enough of his blunt updates.
Not much is known about the man except that he claims to be 71-year-old and is heavily inclined in giving advice on relationships.
Out his vast experience, Chinks tells it as it is, at least in his perspective.
Here are some of his messages:
So you want me to gently kiss you behind the ear, whilst slowly caressing your thighs, rubbing your boobs and running my hands through your hair?? 😦
Madam, I don't know what octopus bf you had before but I only have two hands.
On women being caught cheating:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 men you heard?keep the same energy please or you busted https://t.co/SXuMxwljNi
— Keila 🍯 (@RGreysons) December 29, 2019
On people who tend to be rude to waiters:
I always laugh at people who are rude to waiters before their meal. That man was in the kitchen wiping his ass with your beef patty. You're eating a cheese anus burger.
"If she goodlooking and she single, she is the problem"
How true is that nowadays?
Not to alarm you or anything but your girlfriend has a male friend she speaks to everytime you guys are fighting. He's on the bench. Plotting. Waiting. You might have met him already. Anyway.
On women keeping secrets:
Your girlfriend gets drunk on 3 glasses of wine and starts telling you secrets about her bestfriends… and you think her friends don't know you have 1 testicle? Okay
People actually send me naked pictures of random people and then ask me to send them money. I'm 71 not stupid. Respect me. Thank you.
It takes a certain level of "skill" to be ugly and broke but still date pretty women. Skill that can't be taught. Like herpes – either you have it or you don't.
Every girl in the universe has only slept with 3 guys. And it’s been 6 months since they had sex. Anyway. Let me my mind business.
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