A ‘naughty’ grandpa going by the name Chinks (@justChinks) is lighting up the internet with hilarious messages, and netizens can’t seem to get enough of his blunt updates.
There is not a dull moment on the internet. With the information age, everyone has a chance to express their unbridled thoughts.
Not much is known about Chinks except that he claims to be 74 years old and is heavily inclined to give advice on relationships.
With his vast experience, Chinks tells it as it is, at least from his perspective.
Here are some of his messages:
On cheating on your girlfriend:
The more you cheat on her, the more she loves you. For extra points.. cheat with a girl prettier than her. She’ll love you beyond the grave. Don’t ask me why. That’s jus the way it is
— Chinks #10 🇦🇷 (@justChinks) February 5, 2023
On dating a girl with a huge social media following:
Rule #13
Never date a girl with a large instagram following. Your love will never beat those likes. The pleasure she gets from seeing 736 likes defeats your doggystyle. I promise— Chinks #10 🇦🇷 (@justChinks) January 30, 2023
He recounts dating a girl who sang:
I once dated a lady who would wake up early in the morning and start cleaning the house whilst singing. I would wake up to a spotless house but most importantly to what sounded like a goat dying
— Chinks #10 🇦🇷 (@justChinks) January 19, 2023
Twitter is a zoo. People will literally advertise their business under your RIP post
“RIP chinks you were the greatest💔”
“hey guys I’m selling used condoms plz dm for prices”
— Chinks #10 🇦🇷 (@justChinks) November 28, 2022
Always buy your girlfriend the same perfume your ex used.
Your current will thank you for the gift and the scent will forever remind you of your soulmate. 2 for 1 Black Friday special. Pay attention— Chinks #10 🇦🇷 (@justChinks) November 26, 2022
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On celebrities who waste their fortune:
I don’t feel sorry for celebs that blew all their money and are now broke. You were a multimillionaire and didn’t think to buy a house or invest? Blew it all on hookers and drugs? I don’t feel sorry for you. Bloody swine flu
— Chinks #10 🇦🇷 (@justChinks) October 29, 2022
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